Monday, March 16, 2009

Dear Dancing With the Stars Judges,

Thank you for finally calling Julianne out on making dances all about her while her partner just stands there and provides a pole for her to twirl around. Welcome to the program. Can we talk about why you gave such harsh (but warranted) criticism and then turned around and once again rewarded her with 7s? No? Ok.

Your faithful friend,

Emma

P.S. Could you please tell her to use some double-stick tape next time? The glittery thong that peeked out as the pants slipped was an unnecessary costume embellishment. thanks.

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